Dick Pepperfield: I am here with owner/player/coach, Jackie Moon, and two of the Flint Tropics Ball girls. Hello ladies.
Jackie Moon: You are a little tongue tied now aren't ya Dick?
Dick Pepperfield: *Laughing* No no no, no no no. Mrs. Pepperfield is watching this, she watches all the broadcasts, and I just want you to know that I have no interest in these ladies what-so-ever. I think they are appalling.
I've never been traded for a washing machine before. Until now.Ed Monix
I am great at free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing.Jackie Moon
Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat.Jackie Moon
I , Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear.Jackie Moon
Dick Pepperfield: How did you learn to play basketball?
Jackie Moon: I saw it on TV a couple times, I thought I could do that.
Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette?
Lou Redwood: No. I like to smoke when I drink.