Favorite Shanghai Knights Quotes
I call that my kung pow chicken.Roy
Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy: That's fair.
Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.
Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.Roy
[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphanRoy
I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.Roy
[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!Roy
That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?Roy
Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?
Roy: Boy, refill.
Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!Roy
You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!Chon Wang
[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!Roy