[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan

Roy

Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy: That's fair.

Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.

Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.

Roy

I call that my kung pow chicken.

Roy

[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!

Roy

I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.

Roy

Roy: Look at you!
Chon Wang: Look at you!
Roy: What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang: My share of the gold.
Roy: Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?

That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?

Roy

Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?
[to Charlie]
Roy: Boy, refill.

Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!

Roy

You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!

Chon Wang

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Shanghai Knights Quotes

[Lin slaps Chon Wang]
Chon Wang: I just saved you!
Chon Lin: You were late!

Doyle: I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.
[Cut to Roy and Chon in a cell at Scotland Yard]
Roy: This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!

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