She's gonna fight my battles for me.

Roy

Chon Wang: Roy! There you are. Need anything, buddy?
Roy: A whole lot of "leave me alone."

So what are we gonna do? Come on, think! I'm not going to an English prison. With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the bell of the ball.

Roy

Doyle: It's hopeless. We'll never get past the guards.
Roy: Well, not with that attitude, we won't.

Roy: Lord, help me. Just let me know you're there. Love me, hate me, but let me know you're up there.
[pause]
Roy: Hey, I can see our hotel from here. Wow.

Roy, you're about to die. You're on the minute hand of a clock. My life is flashing before my eyes. Wait a minute. I don't remember her.

Roy

Roy: Well, what's in it for you?
Lord Rathbone: Your looking at the future king of England.
Roy: You're, like, 20th line to the throne.
Lord Rathbone: 10th. But my friend here is about to change all that.

[to Nelson] No matter how far you are from the throne, you'll always be number one in our hearts.

Doyle

[Lin slaps Chon Wang]
Chon Wang: I just saved you!
Chon Lin: You were late!

That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?

Roy

Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Bannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Bannon versus the Man who would be Queen?"

Roy

We come from America. You might have heard of it? We run your jerkwatter country.

Roy

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Shanghai Knights Quotes

[Lin slaps Chon Wang]
Chon Wang: I just saved you!
Chon Lin: You were late!

Doyle: I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.
[Cut to Roy and Chon in a cell at Scotland Yard]
Roy: This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!

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