Favorite Shanghai Noon Quotes
I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.Roy O'Bannon
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.Chon Wang
Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.
Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.Roy O'Bannon
[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!Roy O'Bannon
Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.Medicine Man
Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.
How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.Marshal Nathan Van Cleef
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
You've lost your "winging it" privileges!Roy O'Bannon