Favorite Shanghai Noon Quotes
I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.Roy O'Bannon
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.Chon Wang
[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!Roy O'Bannon
Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.Roy O'Bannon
Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.
Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.Medicine Man
Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.
How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.Marshal Nathan Van Cleef
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
You've lost your "winging it" privileges!Roy O'Bannon