I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.

Roy O'Bannon

This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.

Chon Wang

[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!

Roy O'Bannon

Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.

Roy O'Bannon

Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.

Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.

Medicine Man

Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.

How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.

Marshal Nathan Van Cleef

Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.

Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?

Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.

You've lost your "winging it" privileges!

Roy O'Bannon

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How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.

Marshal Nathan Van Cleef

Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.

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