Fight with honor. You will win.

Chon Wang

Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!

Roy O'Bannon

Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
Falling Leaves: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.

Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.

Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?

Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.

Sioux Chief

Roy O'Bannon: You blew it, John! Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel! I had 'im! That's what gets me: I had 'im! I had 'im!

Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West.
Chon Wang: No, you're a good outlaw.
Roy O'Bannon: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.

You blew it. Whoo, you blew it, man. You did not want to cut his hair off, trust me.

Roy O'Bannon

These guns are really weird.

Roy O'Bannon

Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. You got off some good shots, I got off some good ones. Let's call it a tie.

Roy O'Bannon

Wallace: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon, ha ha!
Roy O'Bannon: That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. It's unbelievable!

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How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.

Marshal Nathan Van Cleef

Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.

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