Popular Shanghai Noon Quotes
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.Chon Wang
How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.Marshal Nathan Van Cleef
I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.
Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas!Roy O'Bannon
You've lost your "winging it" privileges!Roy O'Bannon
Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: See! I told you so!
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!
Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.Medicine Man