Would anyone like... a peanut?

Liz: Goodbye, Ed. Love you.
Ed: Cheers!
Shaun: I love you too, Ed.
Ed: Gaaayy!

This one comes with a basic sort of digital package, uh, you got your Lifestyle Channels there, a bit of "Trisha," um, you got "Entertainment" - don't know what that is. News. All the basic, uh, news channels.

Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

Shaun: I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my mum, roommate, and girlfriend all in one day...
Liz: Who said I was taking you back?

Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!

[after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn't you just shoot him?

Ed

David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think he should go.

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

Ed

He's not my Dad, he's my stepdad!

FREE Movie Newsletter

Shaun of the Dead Quotes

Look, I don't care what the telly says, all right? We *have* to get out of here. If we don't they'll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us.

Shaun

Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!