Favorite Shaun of the Dead Quotes
Ed: Do you want your messages?
Ed: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
Would anyone like... a peanut?
Liz: Goodbye, Ed. Love you.
Shaun: I love you too, Ed.
This one comes with a basic sort of digital package, uh, you got your Lifestyle Channels there, a bit of "Trisha," um, you got "Entertainment" - don't know what that is. News. All the basic, uh, news channels.
Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?
Shaun: I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my mum, roommate, and girlfriend all in one day...
Liz: Who said I was taking you back?
Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!
Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
[after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn't you just shoot him?Ed
David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think he should go.