Ed: Do you want your messages?
Shaun: What?
Ed: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
Shaun: *What*?

Would anyone like... a peanut?

Liz: Goodbye, Ed. Love you.
Ed: Cheers!
Shaun: I love you too, Ed.
Ed: Gaaayy!

This one comes with a basic sort of digital package, uh, you got your Lifestyle Channels there, a bit of "Trisha," um, you got "Entertainment" - don't know what that is. News. All the basic, uh, news channels.

Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

Shaun: I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my mum, roommate, and girlfriend all in one day...
Liz: Who said I was taking you back?

Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!

Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!

[after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn't you just shoot him?

Ed

David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think he should go.

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Shaun of the Dead Quotes

Look, I don't care what the telly says, all right? We *have* to get out of here. If we don't they'll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us.

Shaun

Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!