Woman: You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?
Mr. Smith: It's as good as cash.

Mr. Smith: [eating carrot] What's up doc?
Mr. Hertz: You wascally wabbit.

Guns don't kill people! But they sure help.

Mr. Hertz

[repeated line] You know what I hate?

Mr. Smith

Eat your vegetables.

Mr. Smith

[after being propelled from his car into a van and shooting all occupants inside] So much for seatbelts.

Mr. Smith

Oh, you have caused me no end of trouble!

Mr. Hertz

Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jabberin' on and on.

Mr. Smith

My god. Do we really suck or is this guy really that good?

Mr. Hertz

Why do you wanna kill this woman?

Mr. Smith

DQ: Who are you?
Mr. Smith: I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.

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DQ: Who are you?
Mr. Smith: I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.

My god. Do we really suck or is this guy really that good?

Mr. Hertz