My god. Do we really suck or is this guy really that good?

Mr. Hertz

DQ: Who are you?
Mr. Smith: I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.

Guns don't kill people! But they sure help.

Mr. Hertz

[repeated line] You know what I hate?

Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith: [eating carrot] What's up doc?
Mr. Hertz: You wascally wabbit.

Eat your vegetables.

Mr. Smith

[after being propelled from his car into a van and shooting all occupants inside] So much for seatbelts.

Mr. Smith

Woman: You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?
Mr. Smith: It's as good as cash.

Oh, you have caused me no end of trouble!

Mr. Hertz

Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jabberin' on and on.

Mr. Smith

Why do you wanna kill this woman?

Mr. Smith

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Shoot 'Em Up Quotes

DQ: Who are you?
Mr. Smith: I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.

My god. Do we really suck or is this guy really that good?

Mr. Hertz