Shrek 2 Quotes
Check out these Shrek 2 quotes and see why DreamWorks Animation upped the ante on the sequel to Shrek.
Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at the Far Far Away royal ball. The carriages are all lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.Mirror
It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.Donkey
Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.
[trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...Puss-in-Boots
[running ahead of giant gingerbread man] Run, run as fast as you can!Donkey
Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!Donkey
Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!Fairy Godmother
King: [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donkey! Bad, bad donkey!
Princess Fiona: It's okay, dad. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the tower.
Donkey: Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
I told you ogres don't live happily ever after!Fairy Godmother
I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.Princess Fiona
Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: Yes, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.
[to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.Donkey