Favorite Shrek 2 Quotes
Princess Fiona: You know, you are acting like a... a...
Shrek: Go on, say it.
Princess Fiona: Like an ogre!
Shrek: Well, whether your parents like it or not, I am an ogre!
[growls at the dog to shut it up]
Shrek: And guess what, princess? That's not about to change.
Princess Fiona: I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.
Donkey: Real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an ogre! Arrr!"
[to Puss-in-Boots] I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.Donkey
I told you ogres don't live happily ever after!Fairy Godmother
I hate Mondays.Puss-in-Boots
King: [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donkey! Bad, bad donkey!
Princess Fiona: It's okay, dad. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the tower.
Donkey: Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!Fairy Godmother
Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.Donkey
It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.Donkey
Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?
Prince Charming: Yes, cherry flavored. Want a taste?
Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.Shrek
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!Gingerbread Man
I'm a real boy!Pinocchio