[to Puss-in-Boots] I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.

Donkey

Princess Fiona: You know, you are acting like a... a...
Shrek: Go on, say it.
Princess Fiona: Like an ogre!
Shrek: Well, whether your parents like it or not, I am an ogre!
[growls at the dog to shut it up]
Shrek: And guess what, princess? That's not about to change.
Princess Fiona: I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.
[she leaves]
Donkey: Real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an ogre! Arrr!"

I told you ogres don't live happily ever after!

Fairy Godmother

I hate Mondays.

Puss-in-Boots

King: [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donkey! Bad, bad donkey!
Princess Fiona: It's okay, dad. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the tower.
Donkey: Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?

Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!

Fairy Godmother

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.

It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.

Donkey

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.

Shrek

Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.
Donkey: Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?

I'm a real boy!

Pinocchio

[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!

Shrek 2 is the sequel to Shrek. Not only was it a parody of fairy tales, but also Hollywood.

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Shrek 2 Quotes

I'm a real boy!

Pinocchio

Hey, boss. Let's shave him.

Puss-in-Boots