Favorite Shrek 2 Quotes
I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!Donkey
[to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.Donkey
Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: Yes, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.
I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.Princess Fiona
Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!Donkey
[running ahead of giant gingerbread man] Run, run as fast as you can!Donkey
[trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...Puss-in-Boots
The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at the Far Far Away royal ball. The carriages are all lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.Mirror
Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.
Hey, boss. Let's shave him.Puss-in-Boots
[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!