Favorite Shrek 2 Quotes
King: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
Shrek: Ogres! Yes!
Queen: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
King: Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young.
Princess Fiona: Dad!
Shrek: Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in the tower.
Princess Fiona: Shrek, please!
King: I only did that because I love her!
Shrek: Oh, yeah! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle!
Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! I mean, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?
I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!Donkey
[to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.Donkey
Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: Yes, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.
I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.Princess Fiona
Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!Donkey
[running ahead of giant gingerbread man] Run, run as fast as you can!Donkey
[trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...Puss-in-Boots
Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.
The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at the Far Far Away royal ball. The carriages are all lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.Mirror