Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.

Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

Donkey

Hey, boss. Let's shave him.

Puss-in-Boots

[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!

I'm a real boy!

Pinocchio

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

Gingerbread Man

Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?
Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? Sí.

Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?
Prince Charming: Yes, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

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Shrek 2 Quotes

I'm a real boy!

Pinocchio

Hey, boss. Let's shave him.

Puss-in-Boots