Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.

Shrek

Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.
Donkey: Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?

Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!

Fairy Godmother

It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.

Donkey

[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!

I'm a real boy!

Pinocchio

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.

Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?
Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? Sí.

Hey, boss. Let's shave him.

Puss-in-Boots

Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?
Prince Charming: Yes, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

Gingerbread Man

Princess Fiona: You know, you are acting like a... a...
Shrek: Go on, say it.
Princess Fiona: Like an ogre!
Shrek: Well, whether your parents like it or not, I am an ogre!
[growls at the dog to shut it up]
Shrek: And guess what, princess? That's not about to change.
Princess Fiona: I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.
[she leaves]
Donkey: Real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an ogre! Arrr!"

Shrek 2 is the sequel to Shrek. Not only was it a parody of fairy tales, but also Hollywood.

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Shrek 2 Quotes

I'm a real boy!

Pinocchio

Hey, boss. Let's shave him.

Puss-in-Boots