Graham Hess: Don't touch him. Give him a minute.
Merrill: Graham...
Graham Hess: Give him a second.
Bo: Daddy...
Graham Hess: Don't touch him.
Merrill: Graham...
Graham Hess: Don't... Don't.
Morgan: Dad? What happened? Did someone save me?
Graham Hess: Yeah, baby, I think someone did.

Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something.

Graham Hess

You'll lose the signal.

Merrill

It's not contaminated, you don't even know what that word means.

Morgan

Don't open my pantry, Father. I found one of them in there and I locked him in.

Ray Reddy

I can't be sure, but I got the distinct feeling that it wanted to harm me.

Graham Hess

Tracy Abernathy: I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse?
Graham Hess: I suppose it would depend on its usage.
Tracy Abernathy: How about "John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara"?
Graham Hess: It's a curse.
Tracy Abernathy: Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times.

Merrill: Good enough for me.
Graham Hess: Me too.

I'm a miracle man.

Merrill

Graham Hess: Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
Bo: It has dust in it.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: A hair.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas in it.

See this is why we're not watching TV, people become obsessed.

Graham Hess

Officer Caroline: Merrill... how's work at the gas station?
Merrill: Stimulating.

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It's happening.

Graham Hess

Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.

Graham Hess