Sixteen Candles Quotes
[taking a look at the party's aftermath at his house] What a disaster.
Jake
I swear to God this has got be a joke.
Samantha
[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.
Samantha
[to Sam and Long Duk Dong] Wait a minute. I have a wonderful idea! Would you like to go to the dance with Sam?
Dorothy Baker
[Repeated Line] Take those ridiculous things off!
The Geek
I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?
Jake
I thought she hated my guts.
Jake
What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
Mike Baker
What's happenin', hot stuff?
Long Duk Dong
Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!
Long Duk Dong
You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.
Samantha
I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.
Samantha
