[taking a look at the party's aftermath at his house] What a disaster.

Jake

I swear to God this has got be a joke.

Samantha

[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.

Samantha

[to Sam and Long Duk Dong] Wait a minute. I have a wonderful idea! Would you like to go to the dance with Sam?

Dorothy Baker

[Repeated Line] Take those ridiculous things off!

The Geek

I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?

Jake

I thought she hated my guts.

Jake

What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.

Mike Baker

What's happenin', hot stuff?

Long Duk Dong

Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!

Long Duk Dong

You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.

Samantha

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Samantha

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Sixteen Candles Quotes

Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

The Geek

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

Samantha