Favorite Sixteen Candles Quotes
By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.
The Geek
I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.
Samantha
What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
Howard
I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.
Ginny
It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Samantha
I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
Samantha
Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
The Geek
That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.
Jim Baker
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Samantha
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!
Long Duk Dong
Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
The Geek
Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.
Randy
