Favorite Sixteen Candles Quotes
By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.
The Geek
I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.
Samantha
Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
The Geek
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Samantha
What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
Howard
I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
Samantha
It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Samantha
I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.
Ginny
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!
Long Duk Dong
Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
The Geek
Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
The Geek
That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.
Jim Baker
