What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.


[to Samantha] I don't think I'll be able to sleep if I don't feel this little talk has helped ya. So would ya be a sport and lie to me?

Jim Baker

You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.


Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!

Long Duk Dong

What's happenin', hot stuff?

Long Duk Dong

What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.

Mike Baker

I thought she hated my guts.


I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?


[Repeated Line] Take those ridiculous things off!

The Geek

[to Sam and Long Duk Dong] Wait a minute. I have a wonderful idea! Would you like to go to the dance with Sam?

Dorothy Baker

[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.


I swear to God this has got be a joke.


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Sixteen Candles Quotes

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.


Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.