You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.

Samantha

Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!

Long Duk Dong

What's happenin', hot stuff?

Long Duk Dong

What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.

Mike Baker

I thought she hated my guts.

Jake

I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?

Jake

[Repeated Line] Take those ridiculous things off!

The Geek

[to Sam and Long Duk Dong] Wait a minute. I have a wonderful idea! Would you like to go to the dance with Sam?

Dorothy Baker

[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.

Samantha

I swear to God this has got be a joke.

Samantha

Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

Samantha

[taking a look at the party's aftermath at his house] What a disaster.

Jake

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Sixteen Candles Quotes

Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

The Geek

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

Samantha