I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Samantha

I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.

Ginny

By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.

The Geek

Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.

The Geek

It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.

Samantha

I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.

Samantha

Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.

Randy

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Jim Baker

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

Samantha

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!

Long Duk Dong

Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

The Geek

Will you shut up? People around here work, alright? And will you hurry it up? I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.

The Geek

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Sixteen Candles Quotes

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Jim Baker

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Samantha