I swear to God this has got be a joke.

Samantha

Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

Samantha

[taking a look at the party's aftermath at his house] What a disaster.

Jake

Will you shut up? People around here work, alright? And will you hurry it up? I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.

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Sixteen Candles Quotes

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Jim Baker

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Samantha