[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.

Samantha

I swear to God this has got be a joke.

Samantha

Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

Samantha

[taking a look at the party's aftermath at his house] What a disaster.

Jake

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Sixteen Candles Quotes

What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.

Mike Baker

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Samantha