[to Samantha] I don't think I'll be able to sleep if I don't feel this little talk has helped ya. So would ya be a sport and lie to me?

Jim Baker

What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.

Howard

Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.

The Geek

Nice ma - nice manners, babe!

The Geek

Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

The Geek

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!

Long Duk Dong

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

Samantha

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Jim Baker

By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.

The Geek

I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.

Samantha

It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.

Samantha

Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.

The Geek

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Sixteen Candles Quotes

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Jim Baker

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Samantha