Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.

Randy

I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.

Ginny

Will you shut up? People around here work, alright? And will you hurry it up? I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.

The Geek

Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

Samantha

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Sixteen Candles Quotes

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Jim Baker

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Samantha