Lawrence Wetherhold: Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan: Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold: Point taken.

You're a giant toddler!

Lawrence Wetherhold

Vanessa Wetherhold: You should really make your bed. It sets the tone for the day.
Chuck Wetherhold: But, how do you know what tone I was trying to set?

I think he smelled the pot!

Vanessa Wetherhold

It's kind of a win-win situation.

Chuck Wetherhold

[to Lawrence] You spend $50 on dinner, that's grounds for intercourse.

Chuck Wetherhold

These children haven't been properly parented in many years. They're practically feral. That's why I was brought in.

Chuck Wetherhold

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Vanessa Wetherhold: You should really make your bed. It sets the tone for the day.
Chuck Wetherhold: But, how do you know what tone I was trying to set?

[to Lawrence] You spend $50 on dinner, that's grounds for intercourse.

Chuck Wetherhold