Smart People Quotes
Lawrence Wetherhold: Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan: Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold: Point taken.
You're a giant toddler!Lawrence Wetherhold
Vanessa Wetherhold: You should really make your bed. It sets the tone for the day.
Chuck Wetherhold: But, how do you know what tone I was trying to set?
I think he smelled the pot!Vanessa Wetherhold
It's kind of a win-win situation.Chuck Wetherhold
[to Lawrence] You spend $50 on dinner, that's grounds for intercourse.Chuck Wetherhold
These children haven't been properly parented in many years. They're practically feral. That's why I was brought in.Chuck Wetherhold