Buddy 'Aces' Israel: But I can shape it, I can shift it, I can make it as real as this room. That's why i'm valuable here Ivy and that is why you are not.
Sir Ivy: I ain't valuable?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: I am sorry, I love you, I never wanted it to be like this, you know that.

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: These flowers are wilted, I need you to call the florist.
Sir Ivy: I need you to calm down.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: I need you to call the florist.

You tell me something. Is he the Rosetta Stone? He's gonna blow the lid off the last 60 years?

Richard Messner

Hollis Elmore: If this Israel really is the great whale of snitches, then what are we doing messing with the mob, who are correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they're gonna pour boxes of bullets into his ass?
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: [agitated] Here we go.
Hollis Elmore: What incentive is there, to track him on something small time is a fucking skip trade?

Am I really dying?

Bill

My boy Dale is at the Reno Correctional Facility. He's got some clarity issues. Did some home invasion, sodomy-torture type stuff; wrote a lot of bad checks.

Margie Turlock

[manipulating Dupree's mouth so Jack seems to be speaking to him] Oh hell yeah, we was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, so don't feel so bad, chief.

Darwin Tremor

The ho train has left the station.

Sharice Watters

You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the fucking square root of something.

Buddy 'Aces' Israel

Georgia Sykes: [an elevator opens to reveal Georgia, in a hooker get-up, to the Tremor brothers] I'm going down.
Darwin Tremor: Yeah, I bet you are.
Georgia Sykes: Faggot-ass redneck.

Hugo Croop: I'm very sorry.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Are you a collasal fuckin idiot?
Hugo Croop: I am idiot.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Get the phone, it's probably Mecklin. Get Fatolli up here and start cleaning all right? and please for me will you do one thing?
[Does card trick putting a card on Hugo's forehead]
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Get out of my fucking sight.

Richard Messner: You said someone came up to you as an FBI agent?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And then you saw him get on the elevator wearing a security guard outfit?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And THAT doesn't seem odd to you?

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[impersonating the dead butler's voice] My name is Vitolli, how can I be of assistance?

Lazlo Soot

Damn girl, you just went from Beyoncé to Bigfoot in less than 6 hours.

Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso