Buddy 'Aces' Israel: But I can shape it, I can shift it, I can make it as real as this room. That's why i'm valuable here Ivy and that is why you are not.
Sir Ivy: I ain't valuable?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: I am sorry, I love you, I never wanted it to be like this, you know that.

Buddy 'Aces' Israel: These flowers are wilted, I need you to call the florist.
Sir Ivy: I need you to calm down.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: I need you to call the florist.

Rip Reed: Hey man. That's not yours.
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: [to Hollis] Put the fucking rabbit down!
Rip Reed: Appreciate it man, get your dick beaters off it.

Hollis Elmore: If this Israel really is the great whale of snitches, then what are we doing messing with the mob, who are correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they're gonna pour boxes of bullets into his ass?
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: [agitated] Here we go.
Hollis Elmore: What incentive is there, to track him on something small time is a fucking skip trade?

Jack Dupree: So I take it you're not going?
Hollis Elmore: No, no. I'm going to Kentucky to take Fort Knox with a fucking slingshot, and then I'm going to hell after Hitler.
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: Would you please find your fangs! You fucking coward. What is wrong with you?
[Hollis shows him the middle finger]
"Pistol" Pete Deeks: Seriously, what is wrong with you?

My boy Dale is at the Reno Correctional Facility. He's got some clarity issues. Did some home invasion, sodomy-torture type stuff; wrote a lot of bad checks.

Margie Turlock

Sometimes, fate just... fate just up-and-fucks you for no good reason. That the way'a the world! The way it's always gonna be. Alright then, peace bro.

Darwin Tremor

The ho train has left the station.

Sharice Watters

You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the fucking square root of something.

Buddy 'Aces' Israel

Georgia Sykes: [an elevator opens to reveal Georgia, in a hooker get-up, to the Tremor brothers] I'm going down.
Darwin Tremor: Yeah, I bet you are.
Georgia Sykes: Faggot-ass redneck.

[manipulating Dupree's mouth so Jack seems to be speaking to him] Don't worry, I forgive you Darwin.

Darwin Tremor

[impersonating the dead butler's voice] My name is Vitolli, how can I be of assistance?

Lazlo Soot

FREE Movie Newsletter

Smokin' Aces Quotes

[impersonating the dead butler's voice] My name is Vitolli, how can I be of assistance?

Lazlo Soot

Damn girl, you just went from Beyoncé to Bigfoot in less than 6 hours.

Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso