Snakes on a Plane

Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.

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Oh Great. Snakes on crack!
Neville Flynn

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Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
[Looks around]
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!

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[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.
Mercedes Harbont

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[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.
Mercedes Harbont

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Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?
Paul

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Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.
Paul

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This shit's bananas!
Troy

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Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!
Three G's

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Added: September 15, 2008