Remember, time is tissue.

Dr. Steven Price

Troy, turn this big motherfucker LEFT!

Nelville Flynn

Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Nelville Flynn

Nelville Flynn: [Pulling out his gun] We're about to open some fucking windows.
Nelville Flynn: All praises to the playstation!

Great, snakes on crack.

Nelville Flynn

Claire Miller: [to the wounded Rick] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?
Rick: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.

Baby got back, front, and side to side!

Three G's

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Neville Flynn

Some-one get this snake off my ass.

Big Leroy

Sean Jones: It's getting hot in here...
Nelville Flynn: I'm from Tennessee, I didn't notice!

Nelville Flynn: How good are you at this game?
Troy: Pretty good. I mean, my brother Randy has the hi-score. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.

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Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Nelville Flynn