Favorite Snakes on a Plane Quotes
Remember, time is tissue.Dr. Steven Price
Troy, turn this big motherfucker LEFT!Nelville Flynn
Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!Nelville Flynn
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!Nelville Flynn
Nelville Flynn: [Pulling out his gun] We're about to open some fucking windows.
Nelville Flynn: All praises to the playstation!
Great, snakes on crack.Nelville Flynn
Claire Miller: [to the wounded Rick] You sure you can fly this thing with one hand?
Rick: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.
Baby got back, front, and side to side!Three G's
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!Neville Flynn
Some-one get this snake off my ass.Big Leroy
Sean Jones: It's getting hot in here...
Nelville Flynn: I'm from Tennessee, I didn't notice!
Nelville Flynn: How good are you at this game?
Troy: Pretty good. I mean, my brother Randy has the hi-score. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.