[to white fan] Stay black!

Three G's

Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Don't you think I've exhausted every other option? HE SAW ME!

Eddie Kim

Someone get this fuckin' snake off my ass!

Big Leroy

Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, we have to figure something out.
Rick: Alright, well I know what I've got to do. We're in a two-hundred foot aluminum tube and we're thirty thousand feet in the air, and any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

Rick: You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.
Neville Flynn: You slowed down?
Rick: Yeah, well, you know, it's that or option B.
Claire Miller: Which is?
Rick: I go faster and the engines seize up and we eventually plummet to a horrible death. They spend the next year identifying femurs.

Rick: Oh my, I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening.
Claire Miller: I love it when you demean me, Rick.
Rick: My pleasure.

[last lines]
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: Do as I say and you live.
Sean Jones: Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as *I* say and you'll live!
[they start surfing]

Fucking snake! Get off my dick!

Man Bitten on Penis

What was the first thing I ever said to you?

Neville Flynn

[to Sean] Go. Get out of here. Go!

Daniel Hayes

Do as I say and you'll live!

Neville Flynn

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Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Nelville Flynn