Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

Neville Flynn

Who's your daddy now, bitch?

Ken

Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!

Three G's

This shit's bananas!

Troy

Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.

Paul

Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?

Paul

[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.

Mercedes Harbont

[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.

Mercedes Harbont

Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
[Looks around]
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!

Oh Great. Snakes on crack!

Neville Flynn

Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.

Nelville Flynn: How good are you at this game?
Troy: Pretty good. I mean, my brother Randy has the hi-score. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.

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Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Nelville Flynn