Favorite Snakes on a Plane Quotes
Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!Neville Flynn
Who's your daddy now, bitch?Ken
Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!Three G's
This shit's bananas!Troy
Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.Paul
Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?Paul
[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.Mercedes Harbont
[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.Mercedes Harbont
Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!
Oh Great. Snakes on crack!Neville Flynn
Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.
Nelville Flynn: How good are you at this game?
Troy: Pretty good. I mean, my brother Randy has the hi-score. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.