Fuck Randy, Fuck Randy, and his high score! That's my own brother and I say Fuck Him!

Troy

Neville Flynn: Everybody strap in!
[pulls out his gun]
Neville Flynn: I'm about to open some fucking windows.

Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Neville Flynn

Make it fast, time is tissue.

Dr. Steven Price

Neville Flynn: So... you are pretty good at this game, right?
Troy: Yes, man! No problem. I mean, my older brother Randy's got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole, never lets me hear the end of it.

Sporks?

Neville Flynn
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[to Dr. Price] Well, that's good news - snakes on crack.

Neville Flynn

[to white fan] Stay black!

Three G's

Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Don't you think I've exhausted every other option? HE SAW ME!

Eddie Kim

Someone get this fuckin' snake off my ass!

Big Leroy

Neville Flynn: Hey, hey, we have to figure something out.
Rick: Alright, well I know what I've got to do. We're in a two-hundred foot aluminum tube and we're thirty thousand feet in the air, and any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

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Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Nelville Flynn