Rick: You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.
Neville Flynn: You slowed down?
Rick: Yeah, well, you know, it's that or option B.
Claire Miller: Which is?
Rick: I go faster and the engines seize up and we eventually plummet to a horrible death. They spend the next year identifying femurs.

Rick: Oh my, I was hoping you'd be the sky-candy on this flight. You're looking especially delicious this evening.
Claire Miller: I love it when you demean me, Rick.
Rick: My pleasure.

[last lines]
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn: Do as I say and you live.
Sean Jones: Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as *I* say and you'll live!
[they start surfing]

Fucking snake! Get off my dick!

Man Bitten on Penis

What was the first thing I ever said to you?

Neville Flynn

[to Sean] Go. Get out of here. Go!

Daniel Hayes

Do as I say and you'll live!

Neville Flynn

Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

Neville Flynn

Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!

Three G's

This shit's bananas!


Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.


Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?


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Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Who's your daddy now, bitch?


Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn