Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?

Paul

[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.

Mercedes Harbont

[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.

Mercedes Harbont

Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
[Looks around]
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!

Oh Great. Snakes on crack!

Neville Flynn

Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.

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Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Okay people! We've got to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

Nelville Flynn

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Nelville Flynn