Popular Snakes on a Plane Quotes
Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?Paul
[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.Mercedes Harbont
[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.Mercedes Harbont
Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!
Oh Great. Snakes on crack!Neville Flynn
Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.