Favorite South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Quotes
American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!
Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?Cartman
What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy?The Mole
Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
Sheila Broflovski: ...if it's war they want, it's war they'll have!
Cartman: This is fucking weak..
Kyle: You cant die! We don't know where we are!
The Mole: You must go on...
Kyle: No, we have no fucking clue where we are!
Kyle: WUUUUaaahh! WUUUaaaaahhhhh!
Soldier: Hey, you hear that? Sounds like a giraffe's dying over there!
Hey Satan, I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth. Let's fuck to celebrate.Saddam Hussein
Satan: You have spilled the blood of the innocent. Now begins two million years of Darkness.
Chef: Oh, good job Mrs. Broslofski. Thanks a lot!
Stan: Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
Chef: Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.
You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!Kyle
Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Saddam Hussein: I love you.