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Stan: Listen Mr. homeless man, if you don't wanna buy us the tickets and not get your ten bucks and not buy yourself a bottle of vodka, then be my guest.
Homeless man: Six tickets please!
You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!Kyle
The day is mine!Satan
Is Terrance and Philip affecting America's youth? Here with that report is a midget in a bikini.Newscaster
American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!
Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.Terrence
Mr. Mackey: I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities, m'kay?
Stan: We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before.
Mr. Mackey: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Garrison ever said: "Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker."
Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire, huh?Cartman
What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy?The Mole
Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
Sheila Broflovski: ...if it's war they want, it's war they'll have!
Cartman: This is fucking weak..