Eric Cartman: More people will come if they think we have punch and pie.
Kyle: [typing] Punch and pie.

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I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

Mr. Garrison

Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right?
[short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.