South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Quotes
Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
Mr. Mackey: I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities, m'kay?
Stan: We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before.
Mr. Mackey: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Garrison ever said: "Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker."
Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.Terrence
American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!
Is Terrance and Philip affecting America's youth? Here with that report is a midget in a bikini.Newscaster
The day is mine!Satan
You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!Kyle
Stan: Listen Mr. homeless man, if you don't wanna buy us the tickets and not get your ten bucks and not buy yourself a bottle of vodka, then be my guest.
Homeless man: Six tickets please!
Kyle: Dude, that movie was fucking sweet!
Cartman: You bet your fuckin' ass it was!
Stan: Fuck, dude, I wanna be just like Terrence and Phillip!
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.
Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!Sheila Broflovski
Thank you Clitoris!Stan