Favorite Spaceballs Quotes
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.Dark Helmet
It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!Barf
Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!
Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.Colonel Sandurz
Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?Lone Starr
So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.Lone Starr
Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.Dark Helmet
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?President Skroob
Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.Dark Helmet
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!Dark Helmet
WHAT? You went over my helmet?Dark Helmet
I bet she gives great helmet.Dark Helmet