So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Dark Helmet

It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!

Barf

Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!

Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.

Colonel Sandurz

Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?

Lone Starr

So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

Lone Starr

Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

Dark Helmet

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?

President Skroob

Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.

Dark Helmet

So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Dark Helmet

WHAT? You went over my helmet?

Dark Helmet

I bet she gives great helmet.

Dark Helmet

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Yogurt

Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.

Barf