Favorite Spaceballs Quotes
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.Dark Helmet
Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.Colonel Sandurz
Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?Lone Starr
Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!
It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!Barf
Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.Dark Helmet
My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!Princess Vespa
So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.Lone Starr
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!Dark Helmet
WHAT? You went over my helmet?Dark Helmet
I bet she gives great helmet.Dark Helmet
Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!