Favorite Spaceballs Quotes
Dark Helmet: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?Dark Helmet
[aboard Mega-Maid] Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.Self-Destruct Voice
Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?President Skroob
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!Princess Vespa
Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we're being too literal?
Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.Dark Helmet
Colonel Sandurz: They must have hyperjets on that thing.
Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? A cuisinart?
Dark Helmet: What did you do? You turned it off!
Colonel Sandurz: Turned off what? I just turned off the screen.
Dark Helmet: No, you didnt! You turned off the movie!
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!