Popular Spaceballs Quotes
My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!Princess Vespa
Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.Dark Helmet
I bet she gives great helmet.Dark Helmet
Colonel Sandurz: Prepair ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed is too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're gonna have go right to... ludicrous speed.
WHAT? You went over my helmet?Dark Helmet
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!Dark Helmet
Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!
It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!Barf
Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
My brains are going into my feet!Dark Helmet
Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!