Popular Spaceballs Quotes
Colonel Sandurz: [in reference to not wanting to attack Yogurt's lair] But your ring! Don't you wear the schwartz too?
Dark Helmet: No, he got the upside. There are two sides to every schwartz. He got the upside, I got the downside.
Barf: I know we need the money, but...
Lone Starr: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!
Barf: Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.
Dark Helmet: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?Dark Helmet
[aboard Mega-Maid] Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.Self-Destruct Voice
Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!
Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?President Skroob
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.Dark Helmet
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.Colonel Sandurz
Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we're being too literal?
Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.