Gwen Stacy: No, Dad, I do not want cocoa. Honestly, I'm 17 years old.
George Stacy: Okay. I just thought I remembered somebody saying last week that her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house.
Gwen Stacy: Well, that's impractical.
Gwen Stacy: And fattening.
Peter Parker: Chocolate house.

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I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great.

Gwen Stacy

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Oh. You saw a video on the Internet? Well, then the case is closed.

George Stacy

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Five, four, three, two, one... Ready or not, here I come.

Peter Parker

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Ready to play God?

Dr. Curt Connors

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If you want the truth, Peter, come and get it!

Dr. Curt Connors

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[finds out Peter is Spider-Man] Oh, I'm in trouble.

Gwen Stacy

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[at a press conference] Which is why, this morning, I am issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man.

George Stacy

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All these souls, lost and alone. I can save them. I can cure them. There's no reason to stop me, Peter.

The Lizard

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Miss Ritter: Mr. Parker! Tardy again?
Peter Parker: Sorry Miss Ritter! It won't happen again, I promise.
Miss Ritter: Don't make promises you can't keep.
Peter Parker: Yeah but those are the best kind.

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Peter Parker: I've been bitten.
Gwen Stacy: So have I.

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Spider-Man: Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.
Car Thief: Who are you? Are you a cop?
Spider-Man: Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?

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