If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.

J. Jonah Jameson

Green Goblin: Spider-Man. This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children. Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded.
Spider-Man: Don't do it, Goblin.
Green Goblin: We are who we choose to be... now, CHOOSE.

Mary Jane: You know, you're taller than you look.
Peter Parker: I hunch.
Mary Jane: Don't.

They're all beautiful, until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves.

Norman Osborn

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

Peter Parker: Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defense mechanism.
Harry Osborn: Peter, what makes you think I would want to know that?
Peter Parker: Who wouldn't?

Mary Jane: Has he mentioned me?
Peter Parker: Yea.
Mary Jane: What'd he say?
Peter Parker: Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.
Mary Jane: And what did you say?
Peter Parker: I said... uh..."Spiderman", I said uh..."The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."

[voiceover] Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

Peter Parker

Peter Parker: [voiceover] Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.

Mary Jane: Who are you?
Spider-Man: You know who I am.
Mary Jane: I do?
Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Norman Osborn: What do you want?
Green Goblin: To say what you won't, to do what you can't, to remove those in your way.

Uncle Ben: I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach. And I know I'm not your father...
Peter Parker: Then stop pretending to be!

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Spider-Man Quotes

Mary Jane: You know, you're taller than you look.
Peter Parker: I hunch.
Mary Jane: Don't.

Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

Norman Osborn