Leslie: How's Howie?
Wendy: Oh well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, but he did offer me a Chrysler Lebaron convertible if I get engaged to Howie.
Jules: Have you fucked him yet?
Wendy: Jules!... God.
Jules: Listen... get the car, fuck him, and if you don't like him, break the engagement... And then you can still fuck him.

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You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart.

Jules

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Kirby: I understand the fold, but what's fluff?
Kevin: Fluff's what I write for the paper.

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It ain't a party 'til something gets broken.

Billy

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Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.

Kevin

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Kevin: Well, you're all I think about.
Leslie: Me?
Kevin: And I think the reason I'm not interested in other women, and why I haven't had sex in so long, is because I'm desperately, completely in love with you.

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