Popular Step Brothers Quotes
Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!Brennan Huff
I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.Brennan Huff
[after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.Dale Doback
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?Dale Doback
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!Brennan Huff
Derek: So what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We can hug?
Derek: Yeah you'd like that ya faggot!.... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!Brennan Huff
[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!Dale Doback
You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!Brennan Huff
I tea-bagged your drum set!Brennan Huff