Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

Brennan Huff

I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.

Brennan Huff

[after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.

Dale Doback

Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?

Dale Doback

Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.

I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Brennan Huff

Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.

Brennan Huff

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

Brennan Huff

Derek: So what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We can hug?
Derek: Yeah you'd like that ya faggot!.... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!

Brennan Huff
Step Brothers features the comedic chemistry that is Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Their movie is hilarious, as can be seen when you watch Step Brothers online.

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Step Brothers Quotes

Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

Brennan Huff