Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!

Brennan Huff

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.
Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!

[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!

Dale Doback

He better not get in my face, 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

Brennan Huff

Derek: So what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We can hug?
Derek: Yeah you'd like that ya faggot!.... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Brennan Huff

I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff

You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!

Brennan Huff

Dale: What are you doing?
Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: My dad will wonder where I am.

You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Brennan Huff

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Step Brothers Quotes

Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

Brennan Huff