Popular Step Brothers Quotes
Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!Brennan Huff
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.
Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!
[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!Dale Doback
He better not get in my face, 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!Brennan Huff
Derek: So what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We can hug?
Derek: Yeah you'd like that ya faggot!.... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!Brennan Huff
I tea-bagged your drum set!Brennan Huff
You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!Brennan Huff
Dale: What are you doing?
Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: My dad will wonder where I am.
You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do I'm gonna punch you in the face!Brennan Huff