He better not get in my face, 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

Brennan Huff

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!

Dale Doback

Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.

Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!

Brennan Huff

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Brennan Huff

I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Brennan Huff

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Brennan Huff

Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.

Brennan Huff

I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff

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Step Brothers Quotes

Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.

Brennan Huff