Popular Step Brothers Quotes
[after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.Dale Doback
I tea-bagged your drum set!Brennan Huff
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!Brennan Huff
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Derek: So what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We can hug?
Derek: Yeah you'd like that ya faggot!.... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
Dale: What are you doing?
Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: My dad will wonder where I am.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!Brennan Huff
You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!Brennan Huff
You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do I'm gonna punch you in the face!Brennan Huff
[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.Brennan Huff
He better not get in my face, 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!Brennan Huff
[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!Dale Doback