Popular Step Brothers Quotes
He better not get in my face, 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!
Brennan Huff
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!
Dale Doback
Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.
Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!
Brennan Huff
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.
Brennan Huff
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
Brennan Huff
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
Brennan Huff
Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.
Brennan Huff
I tea-bagged your drum set!
Brennan Huff
