Harold Crick: So, you are a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?
Ana Pascal: No. I'm just late.

Apology accepted. But only because you stammered.

Ana Pascal

Like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method.

Karen Eiffel

I may already be dead, just not typed.

Harold Crick

You're invisible and you'd choose Space Camp?

Harold Crick

Ana Pascal: Did you like the cookies?
Harold Crick: Yes. Thank you for forcing me to eat them.

Let me ask you this. On a scale of one to ten, what are the chances that you'll be assassinated - one being highly unlikely, ten being you're expecting it around every corner?

Dr. Jules Hilbert

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Stranger Than Fiction Quotes

Karen Eiffel: [narrating] Little did he know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.
Harold Crick: What? What? Hey! HELLOOO! What? Why? Why MY death? HELLO? Excuse me? WHEN?

You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!

Harold Crick