Popular Stranger Than Fiction Quotes
Dr. Jules Hilbert: What is your favorite word?
Harold Crick: Integer.
Karen Eiffel: [narrating] Little did he know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.
Harold Crick: What? What? Hey! HELLOOO! What? Why? Why MY death? HELLO? Excuse me? WHEN?
[narrating] This is a story about a man named Harold Crick and his wristwatch.Karen Eiffel
I don't need a nicotine patch, I smoke cigarettes.Karen Eiffel
Everyone thinks about leaping off a building.Karen Eiffel
Penny Escher: I will gladly and quietly help you kill Harold Crick.
Kay Eiffel: And this coming from someone who's never thought about leaping off a building.
It was a really awful day. I know, I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie, dip it in the milk, and eat it.Ana Pascal
Karen Eiffel: [narrating] And so he did what countless punk-rock songs had told him to do so many times before: he lived his life.
[talking to Ana while holding a cardboard box with multiple small paper bags inside] I brought you flours.Harold Crick
Harold Crick: It's not schizophrenia! I just hear a voice in my head
Dr. Mittag-Leffler: It's schizophrenia
You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!Harold Crick
Harold Crick: So, you are a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?
Ana Pascal: No. I'm just late.