John Winger: I've had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.
Russell Ziskey: You still have your health.
Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."John Winger
Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.John Winger
General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir.
General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up sir.
Russell Ziskey: John, do you think I'm officer material?
John Winger: God, I'm worried about you.
Russell Ziskey: Come on! I'm in good shape, I'm walking tall, I'm looking good. First weekend in Europe.
John Winger: Yeah. We're spending it in an airplane hangar... guarding a truck!
Russell Ziskey: We've got each other.
[to the soldiers in his platoon] We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.John Winger
Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.Dewey Oxburger
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.John Winger
John Winger: My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots.
Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.John Winger
You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.John Winger