Superbad Quotes
I don't know if we should be doing anything too official.
Evan
Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?
Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage.
Seth
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
Seth
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.
Seth
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!
Seth
I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.
Becca
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...
Officer Slater
I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
Officer Michaels
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.
Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
