Favorite Superbad Quotes
[imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.Seth
Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming."
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!Seth
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: You would too... if you were a man.
Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?Seth
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.Seth
I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.Becca
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.Seth
Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!Seth
Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.